spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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