your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
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