i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Randomize
