He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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