My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
handjob tips. give me some.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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