I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
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MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
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he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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