feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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