yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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