on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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