today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
It's not a walk of shame if you run
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Randomize
