that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
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I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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