I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
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Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
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My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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