I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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its like you know when i get waxed
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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