I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
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We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
They have beer where we have blood.
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I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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