We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
why do cheetos always look like penises
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Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
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Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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