Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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