i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i used baking grease as lip gloss
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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