So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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