So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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