Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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