Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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