she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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