he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
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