Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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