normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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