that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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