I wish I only lived at night.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
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She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
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At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
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