Where is the hickey?
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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