I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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