i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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