She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
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I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
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he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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