there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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