shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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