Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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