u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I'm drive I can fine osifer
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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