I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Ambien. No doubt about it.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
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I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
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Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
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