you traded sex for a burrito?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
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curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
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We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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