um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
do herpes really smell.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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