whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
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Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
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If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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