OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
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just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
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Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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