Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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