You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
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Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
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Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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