I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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