Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
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This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
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I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain