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Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!

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(212): Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did! http://tfl.nu/gcyx

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Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.

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(781): Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have. http://tfl.nu/ze45

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now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.

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(951): now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria. http://tfl.nu/9jm0

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please don't let me die tonight

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what have you done for me lately?

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(203): please don't let me die tonight (860): what have you done for me lately? http://tfl.nu/9vcn

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(248): View more from Michigan

i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...

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(248): i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times... http://tfl.nu/ibyk

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I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila

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(612): I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila http://tfl.nu/4u8b

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do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.

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(570): do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome. http://tfl.nu/5az6

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on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.

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(619): on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed. http://tfl.nu/fpfi

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He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.

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(416): He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex. http://tfl.nu/exbo

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(360): View more from Washington

Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...

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(360): Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told... http://tfl.nu/tfwr

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Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.

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(520): Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell. http://tfl.nu/mi1d

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You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony

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Yeah I know, the people below me already told me

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(416): You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony (289): Yeah I know, the people below me already told me http://tfl.nu/uh03

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Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.

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(605): Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer. http://tfl.nu/o6i1

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Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.

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(701): Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single. http://tfl.nu/d9fj

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Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!

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(802): Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy! http://tfl.nu/gv3p

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