He is an equal opportunity slut.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Can I color on your dick again?
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
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