I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
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