And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
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Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
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If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Randomize