new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
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I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
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Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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