Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
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Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
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only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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