dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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