Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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