i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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