am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
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ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
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Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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