You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
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So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
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Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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