I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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