can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
you mean i was at the winter classic?
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
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well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
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Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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