Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
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i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
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What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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