I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
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Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
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I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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